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Gulliver ACES, originally uploaded by jenwahhh!.

 

Gulliver goes mini-golfing

Gulliver goes golfing, originally uploaded by jenwahhh!.

Yes, this monkey gets around. Just a few short days after his big trip to Delaware, Gulliver the Small traveled 3,000 miles cross-country for Thanksgiving. The day after eating all that turkey, he decided to burn some calories with a brisk tour of the mini-golf course in Rohnert Park, Calif.

Gulliver hits the road

Gulliver watches the world go by, originally uploaded by jenwahhh!.

This past weekend, Gulliver the Small went on his first big trip ... to DELAWARE.

Specifically, to Wilmington. Why? Because it's A Place to Be Somebody.

The full slideshow is here. Enjoy.

The monkey...

Has landed!

Cue music to 2001: A Space Odyssey...

And...

And...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: GULLIVER THE SMALL!!!

Coming itenerary:

* Wilmington (A Place to Be Somebody), Delaware

* Novato (No, Not Nevada), California

* Berlin (Land of Hobbits), Germany

Stay tuned...

Omigod omigod omigod!

Its GULLIVER!!!

O.K. Deep breath. Actually, it's not Gulliver. (Gulliver looks like this.) But it's a monkey that looks an awful lot like Gulliver. It must be Gulliver's long-lost cosmopolitan cousin -- Cousin Gomi Taro from faraway Tokyo. Gomi Taro's eyes are farther apart, and his nose isn't quite as jaunty, and he looks a little thicker in the middle. But the family resemblance is UNMISTAKABLE.

Gulliver would be so proud of me for tracking him down. I think I must make Gomi Taro mine. If anyone will know how to find Gulliver, it will be Gomi Taro. Oh gods of the interweb, please, please send Gomi Taro to meeeeeeeeeeee!

UPDATE: The gods of the interweb have responded and funneled my call to GomiTaroLand. The monkey is on his way!