Last night: A play in 9 lines

Him: You never slouch.

Her: Yes i do!

Him: No you don't. I never see you slouching.

Her: But I do! I slouch. Just like other people. I slouch, I poop, my feet stink, everything. But when I catch myself slouching I simply tell myself to stop.

Him: See? That's the difference. Why you're unlike the rest of us. You're a stealth sloucher.

Her: OK, yes. Stealth sloucher. Slouching tiger.

Him: Like that movie!

Her: Right. Slouching Tiger, Hidden Back Pain.

Him: Nice.