Back from vacation

Back from vacation. And among the 8,000 e-mails I have to dig through, I have one spam--sent three times--that makes me giggle:

Hobbit Travel!

If only I'd known. Damn France. Damn Spain. I'm going to Rivendell to commune with elves! Now that would be exotic. Plus, I could return with vials of fairy dust for all my friends, and they would love me forever and ever.